meleedamage:

ibelieveinturtles:

meleedamage:

holdmecloseandfast:

meleedamage:

pinknoonicorn:

ancientfinnishgoddess:

meleedamage:

angryschnauzer:

angryschnauzer:

tinybuckylife:

Because WHY NOT

I am actually having a innuendo meltdown here. I cant actually function. Can i suck on the ice pole that is the Capsicle? And i’m disappointed they didnt do a Loki one… considering his heritage.

Further thought; who would have thought hr tasted of Bubblegum? I would have thought it would taste of rightousness and freedom.

As much as I like Steve, I just don’t buy that his is as big as Hulk’s…

Loki’s popsicle would need it’s own box and set of minimum 12. Because one is just not enough. I’d definitely lick it. And suck it.

@prplprincez @godsaveloki @the-lady-mischief @ladyoftheteaandblood

I’m amazed none of you have commented that the box actually contains PETER’S icy pole! I would have thought he was WAY too young for such shenanigans…! I’m shocked and appalled.

I was trying to keep things classy…
Also, I totally buy that Loki’s is as big as Hulk’s. You better have a walk-in freezer for that shit.

I assumed Peter’s Icy Pole was in reference to Peter Quill. I can see Star-Lord coming back to earth with his new Avenger buddies and realizing the money making possibilities of going into popsicle sales.

It’s a smaller brand so the others don’t find out about it until someone posts a pic to instagram and it blows up on the internet.

Bruce is just embarrassed and doesn’t want to talk about it.

Tony is delighted by it and it’s ALL he wants to talk about. That and making his popsicle the biggest and gearing the product towards adult women.

Steve thinks it’s cute that little kids love his merchandise until he realizes that the majority of buyers are now middle aged moms who are buying them “for their children”. After that he’s just terrified. Especially when they start asking him to sign his Icy Pole for them, little cardboard box clutched in their hands and hunger gleaming from their eyes. He’s not sure if he should be flattered, appalled, scared, or mildly turned on by the attention, but in any case, Bucky sure thinks it is the funniest fucking thing he’s seen in his life.

Ok but now I can hear Star-Lord’s shit-eating smirk when I read ‘Peter’s Icy Pole.’

Me, an Australian *Peters is the brand name…*

TIL that Australians grow up on a steady supply of icy pole and ‘Peters’ is the brand name.

._. I guess I can at least say I’ve sort of contributed to the education of non Aussies that Peters is a brand name. I would like to say the the infamous “Golden Gaytime” was one of their products but sadly it belongs to Streets which is still an amusing play on words.